And now for something a little different...

• Take your cell phone
• Open your text message inbox
• Answer the questions with a first sentence of the text message that has arrived
• Question 1 - First sentence from the first message
• Question 2 - First sentence from the second message, etc… you get the idea

1. What would you say if your significant other stepped out on you?
“Delivery Period Elapsed.”

2. What do you always say to your best friend?
“K. Found your lighter. Be up in a few.”

3. What is first thing you would say if your friend was hit by a bus?
“Going to burn the rest. Join if you want.”

4. What is the worst thing you could say to your enemy?
“Soon.”

5. What does your mother say before you go to sleep?
“We miss you too.”

6. What would you scream if you won over a million in lottery?
“Lol...;-) Theory is good.”

7. What would you like to hear the most?
“Big Beautiful assets.”

8. What would you say if a hitchhiker asked you for a ride?
“Love Ya too Babe.”

9. What would you say to God if you met him?
“Curl Joe!”

10. What will be your last words?
“You know, car stereo, things like that.”